Are You Crazy? You’re Telling Me This Is a Fugitive TV Show?

Chapter 09 The best parkour traceur in the country



“It’s quite chilling when you think about it,” someone commented, “In just a little over two hours, he managed to steal seven thousand yuan. He committed crimes over a dozen times. That’s simply astounding.”

“For us shop owners, this alert is indeed beneficial,” another chimed in, “Usually if we lose a few hundred yuan, it can become a major headache. Even if we identify the thief through surveillance, we have no idea how long it will take to catch him. If the amount stolen is too small, the police will not even open a case.”

This alarm sparked massive reflection within the live broadcast room. At the same time, Skynet Operation Waring shot up to the top of trending topics across several platforms.

Wang Yun’s thieving techniques sparked a frenzy of discussions amongst countless netizens.

***

“You have to admit, fugitive number 33 is unlike any other. He’s a purebred criminal. What’s his name again?” Hong Feng analyzed the various screens, his eyes shimmering subtly. He held a pen in his hand, constantly jotting and sketching.

“Fugitive number 33 is named Wang Yun. This warning will henceforth be known as the ‘Wang Yun Warning!” the producer announced.

This was a standard rule of the Skynet Operation show. Any societal warning initiated due to an individual would bear their name, ensuring it was more memorable for the public, and also acknowledging the instigator of the warning.

“Wang Yun, such an intriguing fugitive,” Liu Qingqing declared, a spark in her eyes.

***

“Brilliant, just brilliant!” an excited viewer exclaimed, “I just dropped by this guy’s livestream. His style is so different from the other fugitives. Do you know what he’s up to right now? He’s eating at a restaurant with four dishes and a soup!”

“Four dishes and a soup? Aren’t the other fugitives just nibbling on bread rolls or slurping instant noodles? So this Wang Yun guy is having a proper meal?”

“I won’t forget this name, Wang Yun. This guy is so different from the other fugitives, incredibly cool. He’s stolen seven thousand yuan in such a short time? Plus, he’s set off a societal alarm, impressive.”

“This is what a true fugitive looks like, constantly on the run, and committing crimes all the while, haha!”

Fugitive number 33, Wang Yun, suddenly came into the limelight. His formidable thieving techniques caused a societal warning. He was also the first fugitive whose name was publicly disclosed by the show’s production team, making it etched in the minds of all the officers.

Especially now when in the midst of fifty live broadcasts one fugitive had been captured, while the rest were cautiously on the run. When they got hungry, they ate a bun. When they got thirsty, they drank some mineral water.

But what about this guy? He was enjoying a full-course meal at a restaurant.

The stark contrast left countless viewers flabbergasted. Was this really a fugitive?

***

“Firstly, I appreciate the contribution this fugitive Wang Yun has made. However, it’s time I stood up for one of my female fans,” said Zhang Xingchen in the command center room, his face serious. “You can provoke me, but bullying my fans is crossing the line. I won’t be so polite next time. I’m now going to formally arrest Wang Yun. I’ve already located him.”

“To the girl at the tobacco and liquor store, I’ll avenge you.” Following this, Zhang Xingchen flashed a smile, rolled up his sleeves, and flexed his muscles.

“Hahaha, things are about to get interesting. This is your dignity on the line, Xingchen,” laughed Shen Hao from the side. “This is a man’s battle for dignity. The duel has just begun, and I am confident I’ll emerge victorious.”

With a clenched fist and a face full of confidence, Zhang Xingchen moved toward the microphone and said, “The address is 25 Gupeng Street. Fugitive Wang Yun is dining at a restaurant called Qin’s Diner. Proceed to arrest him.”

“Understood, captain. Rest assured, we will apprehend him,” a voice, equally confident, replied through the speaker.

While Zhang Xingchen gave his commands, countless viewers were discussing in the live streaming chat.

“Wow, Zhang Xingchen is such boyfriend material.”

“The time has come to defend Zhang Xingchen’s honor. Fugitive Wang Yun has bullied your fans, now we’ll see if we can take revenge. Haha!”

“I support Wang Yun. From the moment I saw him, I knew he was a cut above the rest. Let’s get this done.”

Zhang Xingchen chuckled and continued, “Hehe, although fugitive Wang Yun has been impressive, his time is now up. Those interested can switch to our third team’s live feed and watch the arrest scene involving officers three and four, as well as one of our elite members.”

His eyes were fixed on a scene unfolding on the screen. Three officers, clad in their official uniforms, were headed toward a specific location. Among them, the one taking the central position was a robust bald young man.

“Save your breath, the moment he sees me, it’s game over.”

The bald youth at the center spun around, a smirk curling at the corners of his mouth. With a confident spread of his arms, he declared his challenge.

“Who’s this? He looks familiar,” Hong Feng commented with a hint of surprise, eyeing the young man.

“His name is Saomao. He’s one of the elite members of our team,” Zhang Xingchen responded with a smile.

“Saomao? The top parkour traceur in the country, who also produced a movie called ‘Saomao’s Parkour Chronicles?’ Is that him?” Hong Feng questioned, an eyebrow arched in surprise.

“Yes, that’s him,” Zhang Xingchen confirmed with a nod.

“Wow, you’ve got to be kidding. Fugitive Wang Yun taunted two officers using parkour, and now you’re sending the country’s top parkour expert to capture him?’ Liu Qingqing exclaimed, surprise etched on her face.

“It’s a coincidence, really. I had no idea one of my fugitives would be a parkour enthusiast.” Zhang Xingchen shrugged, his smile not faltering.

“What will this fugitive Wang Yun do now? I was hoping he could run for a few more days. Such a shame,” Shen Hao lamented, shaking his head in disappointment.

“Well, he asked for it, provoking our Team Three and my fans,” Zhang Xingchen shrugged again, his demeanor relaxed and confident.

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