How To Ruin A Love Comedy

A molester on the subway or train is ‘Huh? It’s a cliché that is as childish and clichéd as it is’.

However, once solved, its effect is so great that you could get favorability in all the manga, anime, and dating sims.

‘Everything is used for a reason.’

And in Tokiaka, that classic cliché happens.

When? Right now.

rattle! rattle!

A crowded train, so full of people that it’s difficult to move.

Having preoccupied Miyuki’s seat in advance, I took advantage of my height to look around.

Tetsuya was invisible.

It was natural. He gets a text from Miyuki asking for help, and he runs from the side of the three squares.

And Miyuki…she was reading a book, leaning against a train pole not far away.

She looked pretty when concentrating with her head slightly lowered, like a painting.

Although the pervert in the back broke the mood.

Behind Miyuki… the guy with the vicious face saying ‘I’m a criminal’ soon glanced at his surroundings and started wiggling his body.

He was trying to touch Miyuki’s thighs.

‘Uh-huh… …’

To think that I had to give up Miyuki’s thighs, which I hadn’t touched yet, to a molester first.

Annoyance welled up inside me. Originally, I was going to wait until he slip his hand inside her uniform skirt, but the moment Miyuki noticed something strange, I decided to storm in immediately.

As I was watching the two of them with such thoughts, but it wasn’t long before Miyuki’s body flinched.

“…?”

She looked around her with her eyes wide open and found the molester right behind her.

But when she saw his nonchalant face, she turned her eyes back to the book with a sullen expression.

There were a lot of people, so she seemed to think that their bodies were just bumping into each other.

And the molester became even bolder when he saw that Miyuki remained still even though she saw him.

Through a tiny gap in the dense crowd, I could see the molester’s hand trying to reach Miyuki’s buttocks.

Her thighs were still being touched with the other hand. It looks like it will go inside the skirt in a little while.

Only then did Miyuki’s face tinge with embarrassment as she realized that something bad was happening to her.

Disgust and fear.

Those two emotions coexisted in Miyuki’s eyes.

I saw her trembling hands rummaging through her phone in her bag.

“Hey! You fucking bastard!!”

In the train car, where only a rattling sound could be heard, I screamed for him to leave.

My gaze was as focused as when I walked into the classroom yesterday.

Miyuki, who was gritting her teeth, also spotted me.

“Ma, Matsuda-kun…?” Miyuki called me with a surprised expression.

There was a mixture of desperation in that trembling voice.

The timing was perfect. Even the molester pulled out his hand.

I am glad I blocked him before he could go any further.

With my strength, I pushed people away and approached the molester, who hesitated in embarrassment.

When I was close enough to him, I tilted my head back and pushed forward again.

Very strongly, with maximum strength.

Creaking!

The sound of something breaking

“Boom!”

And the brief end of the molester.

It was a perfect hit. In an instant, the molester’s massive body lost balance and stumbled.

I immediately lowered my upper body and threw the molester to the ground.

After that, I ignored the commotion and punched the guy in the face.

Puck! Boom!

When a dull sound was heard, a molester’s head whirled around. At his bedside, there were several small lumps of blood.

The teeth had also chipped.

If I had fought properly, I would have had a good chance of losing, but I’m glad it didn’t turn out that way.

Boom! Puck!

I kept beating molesters like that,

“Matsuda-kun…!”

Miyuki called out to me cautiously.

I deliberately pretended not to hear, pretended to be excited, and kept hitting the molester.

Boom! Boom!

As the molester’s face became covered in blood, several of the muttering people took out their phones.

It was an action to report to the police station.

Miyuki saw this and took advantage of the moment I raised my fist, grabbing my arm with both hands and pulling as hard as she could.

“Matsuda-kun!! He will die!! stop!”

The feel of Miyuki’s voluptuous breasts in my arms was mesmerizing. {T/N:- LOL. This dude is beyond saving.}

Just in time for the train to stop at the next station, I stopped my fists.

Then Miyuki spoke in an urgent voice.

“Hey, let’s get out of here… the door is open… we have to get out…”

“I’m not done yet”

“Matsuda-kun…! Let’s stop and leave…! People are scared… Hurry up…!”

“Okay, I got it.”

As I reluctantly stood up, Miyuki grabbed my wrist and got off the train.

The warmth I felt on my wrist was very warm. Just like her heart.

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“What were you thinking? Why were you hitting someone like that?”

Sitting on the bench and listening to Miyuki, I wrinkled my brows as if I was dumbfounded.

“No, how do you still talk about that even though you were molested?”

“Oh, no matter how hard it is, hitting someone who has passed out is a big deal…”

It’s cute how she suddenly changes her attitude.

I snorted and replied.

“You were in pain while making a pig squeak, but what was the fainting… And if it wasn’t for me, your panties would have already come off? You are screeching at me and arguing, but why are you keeping quiet back then? Is that your preference?”

“What, what are you talking about…! You’re talking too much…! I was so flustered and scared…”

“It’s crazy…”

At those words, Miyuki, furious, snapped at me.

“Matsuda-kun’s cheap tone is a problem. Why do you keep scratching people’s insides? Is it fun? Does it fill your self-esteem?”

It was funny seeing it now.

She responded to each one, so I wanted to do more.

“Shouldn’t you thank me first? Why do you keep lecturing me?”

“Huh, it’s not a lecture… Huh…?”

Miyuki, whose voice lowered again, looked at my hand, surprised.

Seeing the blood dripping through my fingers, she continued her words.

“Matsuda-kun, your hands are bleeding…”

“I’m used to it.”

It was not easy bluffing.

“Y-you’re used to it… Wipe it with this…”

Miyuki, who closed her eyes as if seeing something gruesome, took out a handkerchief from her bag and held it out.

A white handkerchief as pure as a snowflake. When I saw that, I shook my head.

“If it gets bloody, it will be hard to remove, right?”

“That doesn’t matter now…”

“Done. I can wash up in the bathroom, the train is coming now, so hurry up and go to the academy. If you are late, you will lose points. Is that what the class president should do?”

“Yeah, but…”

“If you really like it, buy a drink or something from the store later. I’m going. Good luck.”

Waving my hand roughly, I headed to the bathroom without looking back at Miyuki.

When I turned on the faucet and put my hand on it, it really stung. I feel like screaming.

I wiped my hands very carefully and walked out of the bathroom,

“Matsuda-kun, are you done wiping it all?”

When Miyuki called my name from a distance, I was startled. Because I didn’t expect her to still be here.

“Fuck the kid…! What a surprise!”

Surprised, I spat out curse words, and everyone at the station stared at me.

Seeing their attention, Miyuki brought her long, thin index finger to her lips and gestured for me to be quiet.

“Can’t you lower that voice a bit…? People are surprised…”

I grumbled, taking a deep breath while bending my upper body.

“Haa… don’t surprise me…”

Miyuki stared at me blankly for a moment before raising the corners of her mouth slightly and smiling.

The moment I saw it, my eyes widened.

It was far less than the refreshing smile she gave Tetsuya, but it was a beautiful smile that brightened the surroundings.

To the point where I wondered if there was such a pretty person.

After barely calming my pounding heart, I deliberately treated Miyuki in a blunt manner.

“Mu, what…? Why are you splitting and fussing?”

“Thanks…”

“What?”

“Thank you… for saving me…”

I think I did a good job saving her. No, I was glad to be born.

I said, scratching the side of my head as if I was embarrassed.

“Never mind. I didn’t do it for thanks.”

“But you told me to say thank you earlier?”

“I didn’t know you’d really do it.”

“What do you think of me? I’m a person who knows how to be thankful, unlike someone…”

“Who is this?”

Miyuki, who did not answer, changed the topic.

“And Matsuda-kun, I think you should reduce your swearing.”

“You said earlier that my tone is cheap… Don’t nag me, just go.”

“Matsuda-kun isn’t going?”

“PC… It’s similar to a cybercafé, but I’m going to spend some time there.”

“Why are you trying to be absent when you even put on your uniform?”

“I want to be absent because I’m wearing a uniform. Once you taste this, you can’t stop.”

“I don’t understand…”

The way she tilts her head was so pretty… I want to attack her right now.

“I didn’t ask you to understand”

“Don’t do that, let’s go. You need to apply medicine and bandage, if you leave it alone, the wound will get worse. I’ll tell the professor, Matsuda-kun, you go to the infirmary as soon as you arrive. You can take a break there for about one period.”

Seeing her say that, she seemed genuinely grateful.

Great impression… you got it right.

“What is it? You are recommending loafing around…”

“It’s treatment and rest. Instead, come in from the second period.”

“Are you my mother?”

Miyuki looked at me with a tired face as I continued to tickle.

She let out a deep sigh and said.

“Haa… ok, it doesn’t matter whether you skip school or whatever, but first go to the infirmary.”

“What if I don’t like it?”

“Then do as you like…!”

She said that raising her voice slightly, then turning her body away.

Giggling, I walked right next to Miyuki.

“But Hanazawa.”

“What…! why!”

“Do you know you have blood on you too?”

“Me too…? where?”

“It’s buried there.”

I extended my index finger and pointed to her chest, and Miyuki’s gaze went down.

Seeing that there was blood near her chest, her face instantly turned bright red.

Hastily covering her front with her bag, she narrowed her brows as she looked at me.

“Rye, aren’t you a pervert…?”

“I said it purely out of favor, but why are you sensitive? Aren’t you the pervert?”

“Then you can just move on…”

“You would have gone to school with blood on your chest if I hadn’t told you. You’re a good student, but you’re a little… stupid in this regard.”

“You, I don’t want to hear that from you…”

What I told her was the truth. I smiled and waited for the next train while arguing with Miyuki.

Today’s event was a great success. I liked it very much.

Although my hand hurt.