I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock

Chapter 24



This Is Going to Courting Death!

At this moment, in Brother Noodle’s live stream room.

Countless crazy followers flooded in.

This scene completely stunned Brother Noodles!

Especially after knowing the news about Brother Long, he was even more shocked!

He thought, “F*ck! The big eater Brother Long, that simple-minded fellow, was really killed? Was this Brother Dao really that godly?”

But as a staunch believer in science, Brother Noodles was initially dumbfounded when faced with the influx of countless fans. Then, his eyes were filled with surprise!

As for the little panic in his heart, it had long disappeared!

How many people were currently watching his live stream?

It was actually as high as 100,000!

And it was still increasing crazily!

“F*ck, f*ck! I’m going to be famous!” His heart was screaming crazily.

His assistant and a few cameramen were also filled with excitement in their eyes!

Who cares what the reason was?

In short, his followers were growing!

Brother Noodle was becoming popular!

But will he really get killed?

What kind of joke was this?

It would be strange if he was really that godly!

Regardless of whether others believed it or not, they would definitely not believe it!

Even if it was possible that it was a real reincarnation! They would also choose not to believe it!

After all, this was all money!

They had a contractual agreement with Brother Noodles.

They weren’t just earning a fixed salary.

They also had a share!

If Brother Noodles stopped the live stream and went to the hospital now, how much would they lose?!

In fact, the five of them used to make videos together.

However, after Brother Noodles became popular, everyone started to treat him as their leader.

The other four were in their respective roles.

In the live stream room chat.

“I say, Brother Noodles, why don’t you just take a break for now? Why don’t you go to the hospital for a couple of days?”

“Yeah, there’s no need to be stubborn and put yourself in danger.”

“Brother Long next door also had your charm at the beginning, but looked how tragic it ended up!”

“Yeah, the news just came out. Brother Long had an acute heart attack. The reason is that he has been overeating for a long time. He has been sent to the morgue.”

“Brother Noodles, you ate quite a lot. Why don’t you go to the hospital for a checkup now? No one wants to see you get killed!”

It had to be said that some of Brother Noodle’s loyal fans still had a very rational mindset.

Unlike the trolls on the internet, they were just here to watch the show.

Brother Noodles looked at the comments and tips that were crazily refreshing. His eyes were filled with money. How could he have paid attention to everyone’s warnings?

“Don’t worry, my dear fans. I’m different from Brother Long next door. I go for regular check-ups every month, and there’s nothing wrong with my health right now.”

“Don’t worry, everyone. I’m sure nothing will happen to me! Today, I’ll shatter the myth of that so-called Brother Dao!”

“A streamer who shamelessly rides on others’ popularity shouldn’t even exist. I really don’t understand why the platform hasn’t banned him yet!”

However, although he said that, his inner thoughts were filled with crazy sarcastic remarks.

“Please don’t ban Brother Dao from the platform. I still need to rely on his popularity to become famous!”

“If I can successfully bring him down, I’ll be a super streamer in the future!”

“With Brother Long’s tens of millions of followers, it’s not impossible for me!”

Brother Noodles was fantasizing crazily in his heart.

However, Brother Noodles’s fans were not the only ones in the live stream room.

In fact, there were far more people interested in Brother Dao than in Brother Noodles!

There were also many who had already become hardcore fans!

“Hehe, you’re really tough! I’ve been following the charming Little Witch to the Little Bunny to Brother Kuang and finally to the big eater Brother Long. I can only tell the streamer to be careful.”

“Still trying to ride on Brother Dao’s popularity? I don’t know who’s riding whose popularity here. If it weren’t for Brother Dao, would you have your current popularity? What a joke!”

“That’s right. Brother Dao kindly sent you a comment reminder. From the beginning until now, you’ve been in disbelief. I hope you’ll have the last laugh!”

“Yes, yes! It’s fine if you don’t believe it, but you still want to step on Brother Dao? Could it be that the streamer has gone crazy for fame?”

“F*ck! Where did this idiot come from? How dare you talk to my Brother Noodles like this? Do you really think that Brother Dao is a prophet?”

“Hehe, believe it or not, it’s all up to you. Just a kind reminder to this Brother Noodles that if you don’t want to be killed, you should go to the hospital now.”

“I’m an experienced Chinese medicine practitioner who has been practicing for 259,200 seconds. I can tell at a glance that the streamer’s expression is abnormal! Go to the hospital quickly!”

“F*ck! It’s the legendary experienced Chinese medicine practitioner! He had actually been in the industry for more than 200,000 seconds? This was an incredible figure, right? Can I have your number? I have something to ask.”

“I also want to consult. I have a friend whose sexual behavior is not sustainable enough. Can you help with the treatment?”

“Could it be that the person above is creating something out of nothing?”

“??? Why do I feel like there’s something wrong with this experienced Chinese medicine practitioner? But I can’t figure it out.”

“Twenty-four hours a day, one hour is sixty minutes, sixty seconds in a minute, 250,000 seconds rounded up to three days.”

“… F*ck! Truly an ‘experienced’ Chinese medicine practitioner!”

Compared to the heated atmosphere in Brother Noodles’s live stream room.

Inside Brother Yidao Funeral Shop, it was extremely quiet.

At this moment, Li Yinuo’s tablet was already playing Brother Noodles’s live stream.

He looked at the followers who were crazily complaining on the screen, the fans who were constantly rushing in, and Li Yidao’s phone that was on the table, which was constantly ringing.

The four of them remained silent.

The only sound was the sound of Li Yinuo eating the durian pizza with a face full of enjoyment.

Oh right, there was also a small bottle of Coke.

It was very beautiful…

Right now, Li Yidao’s followers had already soared to three million!

And it was still increasing.

According to this rate, he would have five million followers today.

Li Hui sat on the sofa motionless. No one knew what he was thinking about.

The atmosphere felt oppressively heavy.

Li Yidao coughed lightly.

“Cough” caught the attention of a few people. “I’ll go get some fruits. You guys can have a sit first.”

He was really too depressed. An invisible pressure crushed him.

If he did not get up to catch a breath, he might be killed first the next second.

“Sit down!”

However, just as he was about to get up, he was reprimanded by Li Hui!

The other police officer also held his shoulder and asked him to sit down.

It was as if they were afraid that he would run away!

“Police officers, you can’t do this.” Li Yidao smiled bitterly and said, “As you can see, this has nothing to do with me. Just now, you called the hospital and asked. Brother Long died of a heart attack!”

“It was his own negligence in taking care of his diet.”

“It’s not a good thing for you guys to keep looking at me!”

“You’ve been with us since evening. You saw it too. I really didn’t do anything!”

Li Yidao’s face was filled with a bitter smile. It was too difficult!

But Li Hui ignored him!

Instead, he stared at the screen!

He wanted to see if today was really that strange!

The other police officer also noticed that something was wrong and sized up Li Yidao occasionally.

It was as if he was looking at a strange species.

As for Li Yinuo, she had already sat at the side. She seemed completely oblivious to her brother’s situation as she continued to eat and watch.

Occasionally, she would turn around and ask Li Yidao.

For example.

“When will this Brother Noodles be killed?”

“This Brother Noodles seems fine. Will you really kill him?”

“This Brother Noodles is truly a good eater. I like the way he eats. How about not killing him?”

Li Yidao felt like he was walking on a tightrope with such madness assisting from the side.

He said inwardly, “Oh, sister… You’re really my dear sister!”

However, as time passed, Brother Noodles seemed to be really healthy!

Li Yidao felt relieved when he saw that Brother Noodles was fine.

Li Yidao thought, “Who cares about the system being systematic or not!”

“The most important thing now was that this Brother Noodles couldn’t fall!”

“If he really does, Li Yidao might find himself in deep trouble.”

“It was very likely that they would really be captured and dissected for research!”

Just like that, time passed bit by bit.

As time passed, another hour had passed!

During this hour, the atmosphere in the funeral shop remained so eerie!

Li Yinuo was the only one who got up and grabbed some fruit and drank some water. Fortunately, she knew to get a few bottles of water for the others.

As for Li Yidao and the two police officers, they just sat there and stared at the screen!

Later on, Li Yidao didn’t care anymore! He half-laid on the sofa and waited for the Grim Reaper’s verdict!

On one hand, he hoped that the system was accurate so that it could prove its value. On the other hand, he hoped that the system would make a mistake so that he would not have so much trouble.

It was really too torturous in his heart! This feeling of waiting for the outcomes was too agonizing!

It was almost eight o’clock in the evening.

According to Brother Noodles’s past habits, his live stream would be ended soon.

Li Yidao finally heaved a sigh of relief.

Thank goodness. It seemed that at least Brother Noodles wouldn’t be killed today!

We’ll deal with future problems later.

But!

Just as Li Yidao was about to relax!

Suddenly, Brother Noodles’s assistant handed him a note.

After Brother Noodles read the note, he first frowned and then communicated with his assistant.

His last words were filled with a smile.

He smiled at the fans in the live stream room and said, “Haha, it’s really rare for everyone to be so supportive today!”

“My live stream room has never been so lively before!”

“My assistant just told me that they found an amazingly delicious noodle restaurant! And it’s a newly opened shop!”

“The timing is just right. I’m starting to feel a little hungry too. I’ll go have some supper!”

“Let’s go, my dear fans! I’ll bring you guys to try that super delicious noodle restaurant!”

“Let the new fans see how I ate ten bowls of noodles! And let those doubters vanish into thin air!”

Brother Noodles stood up and left the camera on. He led everyone out and got into a business car.

The reason why he didn’t turn off the camera was to let everyone see his truest side.

He was not like some people who took emetic pills before eating.

This naturally attracted another wave of casual fans!

Some big shots even went crazy and showered him with gifts!

Meanwhile, Li Yidao was completely stunned!

He thought, “What the hell, a super delicious noodle restaurant? Did you take someone’s money?!”

“You really are relentless in making money. You just ate ten bowls of noodles in the afternoon, and now you’re still going to eat?”

“Are you really afraid that you won’t be able to fill yourself to death?”

At this moment, Li Yidao had a bad premonition!

“This Brother Noodles was really going to be killed today!”

“F*ck! You can’t play like this!”

“People would die!”


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