Rebirth: A Cat with a System

Chapter 25 ‘May Your Balls Rest In Peace’



Author's note: hay everyone, sorry for the late chapter releases, I had to rewrite it 2 times because I felt that it was not right, anyway I promised extra chapters so I will post them soon, I hope your Christmas went well.

Keep the power stones coming, while I was writing for this chapter, my brother came to while asking if I could change my user name to Uranus because it was funny as F-just imagine "you gave Uranus 3 power stones" and I had an idea, for a challenge, if somehow we can reach 500 power stones every week, till Feb I would change my user name on Discord and Web novels to Uranus. Honestly, I have no hope of this actually happened so best of luck readers. let's see if you can make me change my username.

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As I entered the tent, the first thing that I could see was the dead body, the guard that had entered the tent, was on the floor laying in a Pool of his blood, there was a knife stuck in his head, the reflection of the beautiful carvings of the knife reflecting in his lifeless eyes,

'Oh, you killed him' I said as I directly walked to the body through the pool of blood, and sat on the chest of the corpse, his body still warm, the blood from the dead guard had flowed throughout the tent and to some cloths that were lying around the tent, dyeing them all red.

"Oh, how amusing a talking cat," I heard a voice from the bed, I looked over to see a man with a body fit to be a warrior sitting on the bed without any clothes, to his right and left were women, some who looked to be crying, afraid for their lives and some who looked to have given up on life, they had no emotions in their eyes, not even when seeing a dead guard, the only thing that differentiated them from the dead was the movement of their body while breathing and the foreign white liquid flowing out of their neither region or their stuff flowing out of their body.

"He disturbed me right when I was getting to the good part," he said,

'Oh, I see.' I replied as I looked around, other than the women on the bed, I could also see a few bodies lying around, all female white stuff flowing out of their neither region their mouths, or simply on them.

'So what is your reason for doing all this?' I asked, after looking around for a while.

"Reason?? Do I need a reason?" he asked, a crazed look in his eyes, "is it not the same as you beasts do?" he asked, 'we… beasts, huh? Well not really. I don't think any of them are like that,' I said honestly,

"Oh, how particular," he said, as he stood up from the bed and picked up some clothes, and started wearing them, as he did so I glanced back towards Zeno.

There were no emotions to be seen on his face, but his eyes and his fist on the other end were a different story, I could see his eyes, moving about looking around, from one body to the other, and then to the man who was dressing right in front of us,

'Zeno, tell me what his punishment should be?' I asked him, he had a look that told me that he was not listening to anything I was saying.

"Hahaha, too scared?" Elstaer asked Zeno, and this time there was a reaction, Zeno flinched when Elstaer asked the question,

'Why are you afraid? You are the king now' I said to him,

"Lord Nova i-" Zeno tried to speak,

"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, you call this pathetic excuse of a man a king?" Elstaer laughed, as he finally had his clothes on and had also picked a spear from somewhere while he was at it.

'Zeno, tell me what his punishment should be?' I asked again.

"H-he should be locked up somewhere," Zeno said, and he hesitated while speaking,

"Oh are you going to lock me, do you think you have the power to lock me?" Elstaer asked Zeno. He looked to be amused by him,

"Clang"

A loud sound of metal colliding could be heard in the tent, Elstaer had thrown his spear right at Zeno however I had stopped it, with the spear of the guard, who had died moments ago.

"What are you exactly?" Elstaer asked, he had been calm the whole time we talked, it had surprised me, many people lose they're cool easily, but he had been smiling the whole time,

creepy to be honest,

'A kitten' I answered his question, "oh I see," Elstaer said, he was still smiling but I could see his smile twitching from Here,

'Zeno, look around you….' I commanded, as I sent Elstaer's spear back at him and he cached it, however, he didn't stay in the same position for long as he lunged towards me,

'Look at them, and ask yourself what if your wife, had been in their position, or what if your daughter had been in that state, what would have you done?' I asked him, as I used my small claws, to deflect one more spear strike,

"Lord Nova?" Zeno asked, his voice cracked as he spoke, 'Answer me' I commended him, 'what would you have done if he did this to your wife or your daughter?' I asked him again, this time my eyes glowing as I looked at him

"I-I w-would kill him" Zeno answered,

'Then do it I said, as I used [Telekinesis (LV 78)] to hand him the spear that I had used to block Elstaer's spear,

"Wha-" Zeno tried to ask, but I pushed Elstaer towards him, 'fight him and kill him' I said to him,

When did I become a teacher? I wondered to myself as I watched Zeno struggling against Elstaer,

[why do all this?]

And here I thought you can read my mind,

[I can but only the surface thoughts] ,

That's good to know,

[so why? Why not just kill this sick psychopath?]

Well to be honest I want to kill him but this is a good chance to teach, Zeno.

He can learn what it feels like to kill someone, and how much weight his words have,

[I see,]

As I watched Zeno fight or more like lose, he had been hesitating while fighting, whenever he would be close to hitting a vital point he would hesitate and give Elstaer time to react, Skill wise he was alright, but Elstaer looked to be a master, he had parried every single strike so far.

"Guards" Elstaer shouted but no one came in, "Guards" he screamed again, but once again no one came in,

"Why is no one coming in?" Elstaer asked, in frustration

'Oh don't worry no one is coming to disturb us' I said to him, as I licked my paw, which was soaked in Elf blood, it Tastes like Chicken, I thought,

wait why am I even licking myself in the first place?

[should you be thinking about that, Help Zeno or he'll die]

Oh, Star said as a spear thrust went straight for Zeno's heart, [Barrier Magic (LV 57)] I made barrier just in time,

Few that were close, I thought.

'Zeno why are you hesitating?' I asked Zeno, but no answer came back, he had been too busy trying to avoid hits that could end him in one hit, he was only alive because I had stopped the spear, in time.

'If you keep going like this you would die' I said to Zeno, but this time, there was something different, he had stopped blocking the hits as his eyes rolled back into his sockets and he fell,

"Finally, die bitch" Elstaer said, excited that he would finally get the chance to kill him,

'Not so fast' I said as I blocked the hit with my claw, and pushed it away, but a breaking sound came from Elstaer's hand as soon as the hit connected,

'Did I use too much strength?' I asked myself, I thought to myself,

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" Elstaer cried in pain, as his fingers had bent in an odd direction, and his hand had an extra joint in it.

'Thank god I didn't try to push Allisa away while she was hugging Ruby, I would have definitely broken her or Ruby's bones if I had done that, I thought but the scream had coughs my attention for now as it was annoying to see a grown ass elf cry of all things,

'You should be ashamed you are crying just because your bones broke, and here I thought you were the leader of a warrior tribe' I said to him,

[Nova, I think you turned most of his bones into little bits, that might be one of the most painful things someone can experience just in one second]

Oh, so I did more than just break his bones then?

[yes, you used way too much strength]

Fuck my bad, should I fix him?

No, he deserves this, wait I have an Idea,

[fuck no, are you trying to kill him?]

Oh, come one this is for science, how much force do you think my hit has?

[science, it would be like getting hit by a bullet train]

Ohh, now I wonder if a man gets hit by a bullet train, how much damage would it do?

[damage my ass, it would be the most painful thing you could do to a man]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

On this day a scream echoed throughout the jungle, and every male creature subconsciously thought the same thing, when they heard it.

'May your balls rest in peace'


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